Dee's Big Daddy Dallas Review: Dildo Bigger Than Soda Can
I slide my thumbs over the swollen corona, its “meat” yielding just a little under pressure. Even just cleaning Dee's Big Daddy Dallas — an act of devotion, worshipping the…
Reviews of the best dildos for G‑spot, A‑spot, and cervical stimulation… plus honest reviews if a dildo I try isn't great. All of the sex toys throughout Super Smash Cache are made of body-safe materials like silicone, glass, and metal.
by Super Smash Cache · Published May 5, 2024
I slide my thumbs over the swollen corona, its “meat” yielding just a little under pressure. Even just cleaning Dee's Big Daddy Dallas — an act of devotion, worshipping the…
by Super Smash Cache · Published April 30, 2024 · Last modified May 5, 2024
When I recommended these big baddies in my mega-guide to fisting & huge dildos, readers wanted to know more about Uberrime's Uberron and Uberous. Both profuse phalluses: Since these voluptuous…
by Super Smash Cache · Published April 28, 2024
Did you know that most penises around the world are not circumcised? (My UK readers are probably chuckling at the lack of American sex education on the topic.) But seriously,…
by Super Smash Cache · Published April 8, 2024 · Last modified April 16, 2024
Magic mirror on my fingers, let the orgasms loop and linger! I relished my reflection on the njoy Disco's flattened facet before it disappeared between my lips. Its polished stainless steel…
by Super Smash Cache · Published February 26, 2024 · Last modified March 11, 2024
This unicorn horn dildo isn't just tapered and textured — Creature Cocks’ Moon Rider screws inside with its intensely helix-spiraled shaft. Get ready to be stretched and bottomed out with its cervix-servicing…
by Super Smash Cache · Published February 16, 2024
Abduct to fuck and feed your need to breed I'm sharing my feral field notes about Uncover Creations' tentacle sex toys, from mild to wild: Get ready and go as deep…
by Super Smash Cache · Published February 13, 2024 · Last modified March 11, 2024
“Why wear one string [of pearls] when you can wear two?” – Coco Chanel As my pussy wrapped the plethora of pearls, I couldn't help but wonder: have I been enraptured…
by Super Smash Cache · Published January 9, 2024 · Last modified January 30, 2024
This snowman dildo loves warm (and snug) hugs and won't melt away inside. Its misplaced “carrot” boner and buxom booty make it a functional and fun display piece — why…
by Super Smash Cache · Published January 3, 2024 · Last modified January 6, 2024
My pussy throbbed at first sight of the Pris Toys Syren. Its big, beefy build and paisley liquid-like drips grip and push and pull at my walls. Every inch of…
by Super Smash Cache · Published November 28, 2023 · Last modified March 11, 2024
This cunt consumes colossal can-sized cocks and cracks fingers. The latter ability is a hazard at times — my walls crush thrusting toys like a vise, overpower their functionality, and…
by Super Smash Cache · Published October 24, 2023 · Last modified February 29, 2024
This super soft silicone dildo has one of the most fondle-worthy, realistic-feeling skin layers I have ever tried — and it's super pretty with its curved, juicy watermelon-pink gradient tip, too!…
by Super Smash Cache · Published October 3, 2023 · Last modified March 11, 2024
I’m not sure if this dildo would make more sense or less sense with eyes all over it and a booming voice declaring, “FEAR NOT.” Naming it Angel seems like…