by Super Smash Cache · Published March 29, 2024 · Last modified April 16, 2024
Toys for your zodiac sign, from audacious Aries to poetic Pisces This stellar shopping guide pairs sex-positive products with astrology-inspired archetypes — diving into the symbolism and Hellenic planet rulership…
by Super Smash Cache · Published March 16, 2024 · Last modified March 23, 2024
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by Super Smash Cache · Published March 15, 2024 · Last modified March 16, 2024
I like my insertable pervertibles long and gently curved — my cervix and its fornixes crave more than the popular G‑spot vibrators of yore. Give me depth. Go all the way…
by Super Smash Cache · Published February 7, 2024 · Last modified April 4, 2024
HAND-PICKED POWER COMBOS FOR CLIT COURTESANS, PENETRATION PRINCESSES, AND ADVENTUROUS AMAB AND BI BABES ALIKE. Fun Factory sex toys deliver rumbly AF, award-winning motors and a smorgasbord of shapes for…
by Super Smash Cache · Published February 6, 2024 · Last modified April 12, 2024
Pairing potions and lotions with your gadgets and gizmos galore Whether you're drizzling on dildos or lapping lube off a partner, you deserve to know the sexual wellness and body…
by Super Smash Cache · Published November 28, 2023 · Last modified March 11, 2024
This cunt consumes colossal can-sized cocks and cracks fingers. The latter ability is a hazard at times — my walls crush thrusting toys like a vise, overpower their functionality, and…
by Super Smash Cache · Published November 14, 2023 · Last modified December 2, 2023
Savor my top sensual shopping picks this month, from basic to bougie. There's something for everyone here — sitewide sales, anyone? And many more will be added as we approach…
by Super Smash Cache · Published November 4, 2023 · Last modified April 16, 2024
MORE NUANCED WAYS TO UNDERSTAND (AND HAVE FUN WITH) THE G‑SPOT A dildo tilted just right can be starry-eye-inducing — and finger flexing goes a long way in pleasure if…
by Super Smash Cache · Published October 31, 2023 · Last modified March 15, 2024
I am Superior Trask, head of penance, here to disclose the sins of the congregation. Punishment and spiritual cleansing shall be conducted amid your sinful souls; the rosary will also…
by Super Smash Cache · Published October 11, 2023 · Last modified April 9, 2024
Remote control wearable vibrators uniquely play with thrill, anticipation, and surprise — at least, on paper. In practice, only a few are small but actually mighty. Which Bluetooth panty vibrators…
by Super Smash Cache · Published August 14, 2023 · Last modified March 11, 2024
Happy 27th birthday, FUN FACTORY! It’s been about 9 years since this Germany-based luxury sex toy company stole my heart. FUN FACTORY has shaped the industry in many ways we…
by Super Smash Cache · Published August 13, 2023 · Last modified March 29, 2024
The elegantly discreet Rose sex toy is here to stay. “Roses are a pervasive symbol of love. That makes it a candidate for gifts on Valentine’s Day, anniversaries, etc.,” I…