Pris Toys Syren Review: Textured A-Spot Dildo for Deep Penetration!
My pussy throbbed at first sight of the Pris Toys Syren. Its big, beefy build and paisley liquid-like drips grip and push and pull at my walls. Every inch of…
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Review: Rock Candy Refined Sweetensity Mini-Wand
Rock Candy’s Sweetensity isn’t for the faint of clitoris. It’s for those who want to gasp, “Oh gosh, oh gosh, oh gosh,” cumming over and over again — perhaps with…
Review: My Secret Butterfly Mini Rabbit Vibrator by Nasstoys
To my millennial gal pals: was your 2000s-era MySpace mostly pastel butterflies, or was it more black and teal? Did you realize you were queer for serve Queen Fyora or…
Best Thrusting Toys vs. Gorilla Grip Coochie: Comparison of Contraptions
This cunt consumes colossal can-sized cocks and cracks fingers. The latter ability is a hazard at times — my walls crush thrusting toys like a vise, overpower their functionality, and…
Mini-Reviews: Maia Shroomie & Naughty Bits Bone Head Skull Vibrator
Today’s silly sex toy shape themes are detritus and decomposition, featuring: That last bit is vital — vibrations-wise, the motors are acceptable, as with many “bespoke” sex toys that rely…
Black Friday Sales 2023: SPICY STEALS & DEALS
Savor my top sensual shopping picks this month, from basic to bougie. There's something for everyone here — sitewide sales, anyone? And many more will be added as we approach…
Magic Wand Micro Review: Pocket-Sized Power or Hype?
The Magic Wand has a long-standing legacy of power through its full-sized and iconic iterations. Does the itty-bitty cutie patootie Magic Wand Micro live up to that? This pocket-sized specimen has…
Mastering the G-Spot's Mystique (To Unlock More Elation!)
MORE NUANCED WAYS TO UNDERSTAND (AND HAVE FUN WITH) THE G‑SPOT A dildo tilted just right can be starry-eye-inducing — and finger flexing goes a long way in pleasure if…
Carnal Confessions from the Kinky Congregation
I am Superior Trask, head of penance, here to disclose the sins of the congregation. Punishment and spiritual cleansing shall be conducted amid your sinful souls; the rosary will also…
This sliding skin dildo is shockingly lifelike AND cheap!
This super soft silicone dildo has one of the most fondle-worthy, realistic-feeling skin layers I have ever tried — and it's super pretty with its curved, juicy watermelon-pink gradient tip, too!…
Fun Factory Laya III Review: Rumbly & Versatile AF!
The Fun Factory Laya(spot) aged like fine wine — its third generation, now called Laya III, rocks rumblier vibrations in an iconically body-hugging silhouette. Legendary. Venerated. Genius. These are words…
17 Remote Control Panty Vibrators, Compared & Ranked!
Remote control wearable vibrators uniquely play with thrill, anticipation, and surprise — at least, on paper. In practice, only a few are small but actually mighty. Which Bluetooth panty vibrators…
