5 Reasons Why I Like the Eroscillator More Than the Hitachi Magic Wand
Sometimes, it feels like everyone loves the Hitachi Magic Wand Original except me.
“May I introduce you to the Hitachi?”
“You NEED a Hitachi!”
“It’s the Cadillac of Vibrators!”
“It can make anyone orgasm!”
I get it: the
Hitachi Magic Wand Original has been around since April 1968. Betty Dodson popularized it literally almost half a century ago. Even clinical researchers have found that it’s a great option to get past anorgasmia. And at $60, it’s so affordable for something so powerful and undoubtedly an important historical icon for female pleasure.
The Magic Wand has rightfully earned its respect. It’s one of the best sex toys in existence, but I find it a travesty that so many recognize the
Hitachi Magic Wand and so few recognize the Eroscillator. Yeah, Dr. Ruth endorses the Eroscillator, but most of my friends had never heard of this other powerful mains-powered toy. It’s my duty to end that. Here’s why:
- The Magic Wand usually numbs me
- There are wands way better than the Hitachi Magic Wand
- Multiple orgasms are easier with the Eroscillator
- The Eroscillator and squirting?
- I like targeted, pinpoint vibrations
I use the Eroscillator more often than any other toy
…even more often than my beloved Vixen Creations. It stays faithfully plugged into my wall socket most nights, accessible from across the room with its extra-long cord. These are facts.
Also facts: it’s rumbly, it’s targeted, it can be subtle or powerful, and it features a unique back-and-forth oscillation that you can’t find in other vibrators. It rubs rather than rattling against.
There’s so much I love about the Eroscillator. It makes my other vibrators feel buzzy in comparison, including, yes, most wands. You might be wondering what I have against the Magic Wand and whether my dislike is just because it’s popular, so I’ll go into that first.
1 The Magic Wand numbs me out temporarily
Hitachi Magic Wand Original is very hit-and-miss for me. Either I insta-come, or I quickly start going numb for the rest of the session (no long-term desensitization, though) and it takes forever to orgasm. Even if I turn it up. Especially if I turn it up! By the time I’ve managed an orgasm, I’ve already trudged through the itchy irritation from the wand’s buzziness and just straight up can’t feel anything afterwards.
There’s no reason for that when there are smaller and quieter vibrators that provide the right type of power for me. Wands might have more power in absolute terms, but in the Magic Wand’s case, that’s because of their sheer speed; the power isn’t deep or targeted.
There’s nothing wrong with disliking the
Hitachi Magic Wand. Full stop. Despite the praise I’ve heard about the Hitachi Magic Wand being “The Cadillac of Vibrators” and able to make anyone orgasm, I’m not alone. Even Dangerous Lilly, sex-blogging veteran with almost polar opposite preferences, agrees with me in her review of the Magic Wand Original:
Orgasms with the Magic Wand are finicky with me. It’s either a record-breaking 1:47 seconds the-crowd-is-cheering sort of thing, or it’s just too much and my clit won’t break and submit to it.
The vibrator best suited for me shouldn’t take 15 minutes if I don’t want it to. Many times the Magic Wand took 15, 20, 25 minutes… I didn’t like the fact that after longer sessions, I couldn’t feel the pee coming out if I used the bathroom shortly after. My entire vulva was numb.
2 There are better wands than the Magic Wand
Not all wands are created equal, so my intention isn’t to say that I’ll dislike every wand I ever try. I don’t fancy the vibrations on the
Hitachi Magic Wand, the BMS Factory Swan Wand, the tokidoki x Lovehoney rainbow unicorn wand, or either version of the Bodywand. If I tried other wands, I might like the Doxy or the LELO Smart Wand Large because their vibrations are way rumblier and deeper. However, it’s just really hard to imagine that I’ll like any of them more than the Eroscillator.
3 The Eroscillator delivers better orgasms for me
I can only speculate why the Eroscillator is so much more conducive to orgasms. I know that, unlike most vibrators, its head swivels side-to-side, like a “finger on steroids” rather than just shifting in pressure. It’s more rumbly, meaning that there’s a greater range of motion and so the vibrations run deeper and shake more of the internal clitoris.
Perhaps it’s the back-and-forth motion. Or perhaps my brain wants to filter out the more repetitive input from the Magic Wand’s faster vibrations. Maybe the rumbliness is that much more pleasurable and makes me come so much faster that my brain’s filter doesn’t kick in.
I think the last potential explanation is less relevant, since the Eroscillator can still give me orgasms after a session of extended use. With most vibrators, I need to turn the speed up more the longer I use it as it numbs me, but it’s not so with the Eroscillator. An orgasm 5 minutes into the session takes the same amount of power as an orgasm 15 minutes in. Not just that, but I actually find myself more responsive to touches with a finger after using this toy.
4 The Eroscillator is the only clit toy to consistently make me feel like squirting
Orgasms from using the Eroscillator take time, but it’s not because I can’t reach orgasm. It’s because I’m deliberately holding back an orgasm until I can’t anymore. It’s one of the few clit vibes that can give me the “have-to-pee” feeling of being close to squirting, and the only vibe to consistently do so. I usually have a few orgasms and stop before I squirt.3
When the orgasms do arrive, they feel fuller and deeper than my clitoral orgasms usually do. They last longer than with, say, the Tango. For me, it’s easier to have more in one session with the Eroscillator than with any other clitoral toy.
5 I like precise, pinpoint vibrations
With the Eroscillator’s small head, I can apply pressure to specific spots on the sides of my clit. Many sex bloggers like JoEllen Notte love applying vibration to their entire vulva. Maybe you like broad stimulation, but that’s not me.
Once I understood that I liked targeted stimulation, I understood why I’ve actually enjoyed some buzzy clitoral vibrators. Examples include the JimmyJane Intro 1, powered by watch batteries, and the standard N-cell battery-powered Tantus bullet that comes with their vibrating dildos. They’re weak as fuck, but they’re rigid with pointy tips, allowing me to apply the vibrations to my clitoris with targeted pressure. That meets my minimum standard of, “it gets me off” just fine.
The Eroscillator, by contrast, is pinpoint but also one of the most powerful toys you can buy. If you want to try the Eroscillator but are unsure about using a precise tip, fear not! There are several different attachments, the most pinpoint being the Seven Pearls, and the most diffuse being the
marshmallow ultra-soft finger tip attachment.
Combination of precision, speed, range, and rumble
In truth, I’m still trying to learn and understand what vibrations my clit likes with more consistency. There have been rumbly vibrators I was lukewarm about (even rumbly and pinpoint), and relatively gentle toys with separate batteries I liked.
However, I know that the Eroscillator’s combination of features is a perfect fit for me:
- Can be gentle or powerful
- Rumbly enough to not need speed to compensate
- Fast enough for me to orgasm, but slow enough that I don’t get numb
- Motion yields multiple long and strong orgasms
- Precise and rigid enough to press into the side of my clit
I LOVE the Eroscillator. I don’t even feel the need to justify how ugly it is. Nowadays, I rarely say that I love any toy, but saying that I love the Eroscillator is totally fair to my beloved VixSkin Johnny.
It can be overwhelming to decide which Eroscillator to get. I personally use the Eroscillator 2 with the G-point attachment. It’s subjectively one of best attachments for transferring the Eroscillator’s power. The G-point attachment can get loud if you turn on the Eroscillator without pressing it against a surface, but that’s something I work around by using it under a blanket and making sure it’s already on my clit when I turn it on.
marshmallow ultra-soft finger tip attachment is squishy and rubs with a more delicate touch. so if you need power, this attachment works best atop the more powerful Eroscillator Top Deluxe. Pretty much any Eroscillator is good, but it comes down to which one works best for you.
UPDATE: the noje mini-wand is only $36! Definitely consider it!
If you just want something powerful for the price, I’m still totally in support for getting the Mystic Wand (weaker than the Magic Wand but cheaper at $50), Magic Wand Original ($60) or Bodywand (usually $80 with built-in dial control, but currently on sale for $50!) as a first mains-powered toy.
I originally gave the Bodywand a positive review. I still think it’s a good toy, but not for me. The vibrations for the Magic Wand Original and Bodywand are very powerful but surface-level and loud, a combination that I found hit-or-miss.
All the mains-powered vibrators I mentioned in this post are good toys, but the more sex toys I try, the more specific my preferences become. For 2015 me, the Magic Wand and Bodywand would have been satisfactory. 2018 me knows better what she wants, and finds the Eroscillator a much more reliable toy.
Yeah, $140 might sound pricey, but consider that I’ve been using it multiple times a day, every day, for a year and a half. That comes out to less than $0.10 per use and even less per orgasm so far. The Eroscillator is a truly cost-effective investment in happiness and stress relief for years to come.
- Basically, Hitachi (the company) got too embarrassed about their name being associated with a sex toy, so they dropped it from the product’s name.
- Full disclosure: I’m one of those people who can come in 45 seconds via finger-rubbing, but I’ve tried enough vibrators to know that vibrator preference is more nuanced than the sheer amount of power.
- Honestly, I’m too repressed and tense to squirt.