When I moved to a new state, one of the first things I did was check out a nearby sex shop. There, my boyfriend and I found a Picobong Remoji Lifeguard cock ring on clearance for $20 (regular price: $100), and...
So many things about the B-Vibe Snug Plug 3 make me say “yaaaasss.” Its designers especially know what they’re doing, making it comfortable and pleasurable. I previously wrote that the njoy Pure Plug large is soooo goooood that it’s the reason...
“I just had dinner with Epiphora, Girly Juice, and The Notice last night!!!!” I texted a friend. “WHAT THE FUCK,” she responded. “WAS EPIPHORA JUST AS ADORABLE IN PERSON?!” “UH YES she’s so down-to-earth and endearingly dorky.” My past self...
The Womanizer’s unique pulsations have forcibly extracted orgasms from the many who have used it. Instead of vibrating, the Womanizer applies pressure by encircling the user’s clitoris and rapidly alternating between sucking and blowing. Basically, it makes air in the...
“Health care gadgets,” read the customs label when I ordered my first dildos. $16 for two, shipped from China, paid with a Visa gift card I loaded up because I was too young to have a credit card. Imagine the...
The Uberrime Night King dildo feels like it was made just for me. I have all but died and come back to earth from heaven. I’d clutch it hissing, “PRECIOUS” if anyone tried to take it. Because, if you love...
When it comes to sex toys, I’m always starry-eyed and swayed easily by the new and novel. Maybe to a fault. And my curiosity got the best of me when I saw the Pretty Love Dylan— a $60 G-spot vibrator...
The njoy Pure Plug Large’s perfection is the reason I seldom do butt plug reviews. Until I try another plug that’s genuinely and amazingly unique, the Pure Plug is on its own tier. Worthy of being buried with me when...
The Temptasia Elvira is one of the best body-safe dildos under $25. Its silicone is buttery-smooth with very little drag, it’s girthy, and the coronal ridge is well-defined. The design is in many ways minimal, but enough to stimulate my...
There are few vibrators as cheeky in design as the Darling Devil. Fun Factory’s past muses have included ocean waves, flowers, and vulvas, but this one best epitomizes Fun Factory’s playful experimentation with shape and color. This Fun Factory Darling Devil...
Reviewing this vibrator brings me all the remorse of hooking up with an ex, and more. In 2016, I fell for all the MysteryVibe Crescendo‘s dreamy promises. Bending into any shape I wanted it to. 6 totally customizable motors to...
“No other vibrator of this size compares to the orgasm-inducing vibrations of [the Exposed Nocturnal] bullet,” says Blush Novelties’ website. The claim is so brazen that it would be meaningless if any other company had stated it. As a fan...
