About Cyra Smash & Super Smash Cache

Let’s solidify a world where women experiencing more than 5 orgasms in 1 session can be a standard rather than an exception.

Think of me as an orgasm sorceress, sex toy curator, and kink decoder.

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I’ve reviewed more than 450 sex toys and tested well in the thousands over 10 years at Super Smash Cache. That’s Cache, C-A-C-H-E, like a vault, stash, or hidden collection of insertable pervertibles. 🙂

When you’re a sex toy reviewer with that much experience, it’s only natural to play favorites.

If a toy melts me into a drooling puddle of heart-eyes-emojis, you’ll know.

And you’ll understand why — I’m vivaciously vocal about what makes a toy amazing (and clear when it’s not). Do I adore the thuddy vibrations, the thrusting stroke length, or the sumptuous silicone’s softness?

Find the best dildo reviews and more. There’s something for everyone in Toyland, and you deserve the best it offers.

That’s Cy Smash, like Cyrus. 🙂

Even if I didn’t have this blog, I’d still be:

• Advocating for a world where more women have 10 orgasms for every 1 of their man’s
• Praising cervix massages, the anterior fornix erogenous zone, and fantastic toys that stimulate these lesser-known hot spots
• Reminding people that male and female sexual anatomy aren’t that different, and that your partner deserves better than “Is this okay?” or “Did you cum?”
• Showing people the marvel of big toys and fisting
• Squeezing the fuck out of my toys with my gorilla grip coochie
• Shouting about the best thrusting dildos and wand massagers

My approach is maximally holistic for expanding ecstasy everywhere — everything excites me, and I want to share that zest for life with you.

Whether you’re a kinky deviant or want to be held, the brain-to-breath-to-body synergy is vital to creating the ultimate orgasmic experience.